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They say that being successful and living well is the best revenge. That may be so, but rubbing your naked ass all over someone`s cell phone when they aren`t looking is pretty good too ?
A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
Why is it called tourist season if we can`t shoot them?
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Life`s too short for Salad..............
My life is a very complicated drinking game
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
"That`s close enough..." ~Government worker
Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.