Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
“I went to Jared” I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
Breakfast in bed probably means you are dating someone. Dinner in bed means you`re probably single.
I`m gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
Gone insane. Be back Tuesday.
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
The reason swans mate for life is because they don`t talk.
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
I`m not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.