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Life is beautiful ...... but Monday`s suck all the way around.
Have you noticed that tire stores never hang big banners that say "Blowout Sale"?
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
Please do not read this.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Your day sucked, huh? I`m sure Facebook would love to hear about it.
I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn`t sell air.
If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
It`s awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
I`m making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I`m accurate, how do you spell your name again?
Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.