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I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
I just want someone to touch me the way a woman touches a pair of shoes she cannot afford.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
It`s Friday the 13th. Good thing I`m not superstitious, it`s unlucky to be superstitious...
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
If life was easy, we wouldn`t need alcohol.
I`m available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts.
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
You know it`s getting bad when the voices in your head start texting you
I always win at chess ... by hitting my opponent with a brick.
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.
I`m hungry, but I`m not `cook something` hungry.