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Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
Age sure does change your perspective. Lots of things I hated when I was a kid I love now... like having nothing to do, going to bed early, watching the news, spankings.... stuff like that.
When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.
"Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
I`m not fat. My stomach is in 3D
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
Give a man a fish & he`ll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That`s weird" Teach a man to fish & he`ll be all "Again with the fish?"