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I got all my Christmas shopping done. Hope everyone likes bunny ears, ornamental grass, and discounted peeps.
I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
Look, if your cart is in the middle of the aisle and I need to get by, then yes, this is bumper cars.
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn`t even lift him.
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say "Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Can I use my Mastercard to make my Visa payment?
OMG this is Freaky! Have 8 beers & 3 shots, go to your phone the next day, press ‘Recently Dialed’ & the name of your crush will appear!
I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."