Daily Silly Status

Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?

Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails

“Everything you say can and will be used against you” should be included in marriage vows.

"A vodka, please" "Sir, this is McDonald`s" "OK, a McVodka, please and super size it."

Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle

On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I`m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)

The police never think its as funny as you do.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.

I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.

Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?

After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?

Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people

My goal in life: Build a time machine and travel forward into the future until I can stop and ask someone "Do you know what `buffering` is?" and they are clueless.

Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.

I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.