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Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
If you’re going to walk a mile in my shoes… Can you pick me up some beer on your way back?
She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their four year old at the mall.
I`m glad the guy who came up with "No means no" didn`t do the whole dictionary
The wet spot in my bed is tears
Bulimia: Twice the taste. Zero Calories.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
Nice try, Henry Winkler, but I’m not inclined to take mortgage advice from a guy who lived above the Cunningham’s garage for like ten years.
The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?