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I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
Do bees even have knees?
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?
Why is maple syrup so expensive?.. It grows on trees doesn`t it?
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"
I use meditation and yoga to handle stress...Just kidding, I pop pills for that sh!t.
I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging.
It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards
Tarantulas are like cigarettes. They are pretty much harmless, until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.