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Everything you paid $50,000 to learn in college is now on the Internet for free.
What a rip-off. I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess.
Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
If you see me smiling it`s because I`m thinking of doing something evil or naughty ... If you see me laughing it`s because I`ve already done it
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He’s a sneaky bastard.
I`m always on the verge of running three miles, or drinking a bottle of Vodka
How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
I want to meet the guy at Hewlett Packard who decides how many minutes of strange noises their printers make before printing 1 page.