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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
Thank you for informing me that you have a stick figure family of 6 and a dog. Your minivan had me under the impression that you were wild and single.
I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she`s died so I could get out of having to go somewhere
People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.
Didn`t win the lotto again ... send prayers.
Sometimes I like to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and think what it would be like to stare at other ceilings.
I`m opening a bar called The Office. You`re welcome guys. "Be home soon sweetie, I`m at The Office"
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore