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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
Between Criminal Minds, CSI, Law and Order, Castle, and Monk...I am now fairly confident I can get away with pretty much anything.
I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine`s Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
I`m the crazy bitch you`ll never forget.
Honking your horn won´t make them go any faster, but at least they´ll know that you´re an asshole.
Waterfalls are a beautiful, majestic sight as they pour down upon the rocky crags below. Unless you`re in a canoe and about to plummet to your death. Then waterfalls sorta suck.
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about