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French people give me the crepes.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
I totally tricked this woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was put a ring on her finger and live with her for the rest of my life.
Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
Getting a text from someone when I`m trying to Facebook is the emotional equivalent to walking into a spider web.