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If you don`t think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you`re probably the boss
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
Remember…it’s only embarrassing if you care what people think.
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
Carfax but for people
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
Christmas is truly a magical time. It`s made all my money disappear!
Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
Even hoarders throw their chapstick away if someone else uses it.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D
Technically, every picture is a before picture.