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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
sometimes when i`m lonely i`ll fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that i`m a meatball
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she pours gasoline around your car.
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
If we start calling it `potato juice`, Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT?
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.
Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?
We should be thanking our Dads for bringing us into the world, not our Moms. She probably wasn`t in the mood...
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is police.