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Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you`re trying to escape?
I’m glad we can’t smell each other through the internet.
I don’t know who decided that high heels were just for women but…GOOD CALL.
I hate it when I think I`m buying organic vegetables and I get home to discover they`re just regular doughnuts.
I`m just going to start wearing a shirt to work that says "I`m good, thanks for asking."
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
I`m back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I`m done"
I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.
I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it`s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".