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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
It doesn`t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. There`s clearly room for more Alcohol
If everyone would stop screaming, I`m sure we`d all agree I`m not supposed to be in this women`s restroom.
Men are a lot like kids, if you want to shut them up, put a boob in their mouth.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I`d probably give up.
Ok ... I just had a talk with myself, and it did not go well. Now I`m grounded.