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I never know the proper etiquette with the pizza delivery guy. Do I kiss him before or after paying him?
Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
I`m honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles...GAME ON!!
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
This ramen noodle and vienna sausage dinner taste exactly like I made the wrong career choice :(
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers