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Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
If I ran NASA, it would be mandatory for the ground crew to be dressed as apes when the space shuttle lands.
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
You’re probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
No one`s lazier than the guy who came up with the name for Juicy Juice.
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?