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Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
A broken clock is right twice a day. I guess what I am saying is, that a broken clock is right more than you.
Don`t sweat the small stuff. Don`t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything. Take your sweaty a$$ elsewhere.
I never talk to myself......But I do have some candid conversations with the other personalities!
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.
drinking 2% milk, wondering what the other 98% is...
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?