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Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
What would I do if I won the lottery? Make Charlie Sheen look like an amateur.
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I`ll never know.
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
If I owned a copy shop, Iād only hire identical twins to work there.
Just because I`m nodding my head at appropriate times while you`re talking doesn`t mean I give a sh!t about what you`re saying..
Living alone is pretty cool, I don`t even know if my bathroom door closes