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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. ..Especially since I walked there. :)
My cat probably thinks I`m cleaning my ice cream...
Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
Whenever I hear the phrase `anything is possible`, I giggle and think about someone trying to slam a revolving door :)
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
Putting your finger on someone`s lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word." is super-romantic. But the cop didn`t think so.
We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
Just once I`d like to see a stripper do the "Carlton" on stage.
I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.
You´d be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what