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I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount...
I accidentally shoveled the sidewalk all the way to the bar again.
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
Did you know? If you were to watch all of the Saw films, it would take you 666 minutes?
Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
My boss told me that if I can`t show up sober then don`t bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational post are hard.
I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.