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When I was a kid they didn`t call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
I may contain scenes of violence, nudity and foul language.
You`ve reached the limitations of my medications.
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
If you are really bored, I recommend mass texting all of your exes "I`m ready to give it another shot" and then get ready for the ride of your life
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
Bowling is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
I plan on leaving all my money to the campaign against illiteracy. ...They can`t read this right? lol
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me " maybe life isn`t for everyone"
Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.