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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
$5.99 Trojan condoms or $19.99 Huggies diapers. Choose wisely...
If you say "cash money" around me, Don`t act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
Farting isn`t ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!
I`m a multi-taking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
Just one more drink and then I`m outta here" is one of my favorite lies.
U make me wish I had more middle fingers
The smaller the town, the bigger the sex cult.
Don`t mistake my middle finger as an offer.
The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
B!tches be trippin ... OK, maybe I pushed one.
Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What could possibly go wrong with that?
I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.