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It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
Just noticed there`s no comma in "Bed Bath & Beyond" and honestly, a bed bath would solve a lot of my problems.
Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
“Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
"I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.
I don`t fear death... It happens to everyone. I just hope when I am dead and buried, I don`t vote Democrat.