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Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
Is it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it`s ok you`re in the right place :)"
I´ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
Don`t get me started Bitches, I don`t come with brakes.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I don’t know how Godzilla doesn’t hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece.
hmmmm...halo or horns today??
Daylight Savings makes us lose an hour... It’s kind of like Facebook.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 2:27PM on April 23rd 2008.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.