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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant alot has changed... Like my name, address and telephone number.
I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
God is creative... I mean look at me??
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like
I`d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.
Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I`d probably give up.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.