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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say “ninja” once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
I ran out of coffee this morning, whisky seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I`m keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
TIP OF THE DAY: If you can`t afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
We should be thanking our Dads for bringing us into the world, not our Moms. She probably wasn`t in the mood...