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Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
The realization you`ve spoken too loudly when you exclaimed: " My Salad had NUTS!"
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, "no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."
There`s no easy way to steal a watermelon.
Don`t ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy man`s food!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!
I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
Weird that we don`t see more pants on fire
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. Hahaha I’m so sorry. No I’m not.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you`re buying me drinks until you do.