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You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
My inner self is in Photoshop
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn`t enough.
I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
I should come with a warning label.
Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it....
At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer.
Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.
There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
I`m going crazy! Get in, you`re riding shotgun!
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
Shaving your head is the "You can`t fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.