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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I`m typing this with my middle finger.
Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam`s ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
word of the day: nincomtard
Please don`t hastag out loud...
Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
Just got a new phone. Pretty pissed all my contacts were not lost.
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
I don`t know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you’re an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
My grandfather once waited in line for 36 hours to get a loaf of bread and I can`t wait two seconds for a Youtube video to load.
I`m not feeling myself today..... Perhaps I should feel someone else.
You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.