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It`s nice to know I`m wanted....even if it`s only by the Police!
"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald`s on pay day.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your house, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book ... Yeah, me neither.
If I could just make one thing very clear at this point ... I would.
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
Liking something on Facebook instead of commenting is like nodding at someone in an elevator instead of saying hello.
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot.
Karma takes too long ..... I`d rather beat the sh%t out of you.
More celebrities should donate blood. I mean, imagine having the blood of Will Smith running through your veins.
As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
Ladies, don`t date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.
has a drinking problem...I can`t afford it