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It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
What do you call a black woman with braces?... A Black and Decker P@cker Wrecker!
I’m eating just in case I get hungry later
*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!
"The more the merrier": My excuse for extra food.
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
Today is boozeday, I mean Tuesday...same difference!
I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.
My whole life is based on a true story...