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I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
One thing I`ve learned about women is they prefer that I don`t speak
More tattoo artists really just need to say "No, I`m not doing that."
I’m tired of things costing money.
People: What a bunch of bastards!
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
It´s Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
People go to the bar hoping for 2 things...to get hammered or to get nailed.
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........