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I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
I love you all so much right now because, well, alcohol.
When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
Take me seriously at your own risk.
Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.