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I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
I wish Tony the Tiger would burst into a raisin commercial and yell “They’re graaaapes!”
Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I’m going to have.
I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
I don`t know who you are, but if you don`t stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will smack you with it
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
Mcdonalds Drive thru: Do you want a girl toy or a boy toy? Me: You have those here?!
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Even if gas prices go down, I´m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor´s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he´s an a$$hole
I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.