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i am not so think, as you drunk i am
If advertisers were smart, they`d make a silent, slow-motion commercial that runs at normal speed when you fast forward through it on a DVR.
I tried to make both ends meet, but I`m a poor judge of distance.
If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life.
"But why?" - Me at weddings
If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
Can you imagine the reaction 20 years ago if you showed people a photo album filled with pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
The more I get to know you, the more I`m convinced that you are the sole inspiration behind many medications.
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
hell yeah !!!! i was the lucky sperm !!!!!