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Was the little pig who decided to built his house out of straw some sort of f***ing idiot?
I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
That awkward moment when you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an idiot.
Just found out that I’m 53 Cheetos tall.
Life is not a garden so quit being a hoe
You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
All I ask for is a chance to prove money can`t make me happy.
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
I`m hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
If the Sahara Desert had a motto it would be "Long time, no sea."
Why must I prove I`m me, if I`m callin to pay my bill. Do strangers call to pay my bills? If they do, then let them, you idiots!
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.