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Can you imagine the reactions 25 years ago if you showed someone a photo album of pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will arrive at your door.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
"Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up!" ... said no one, ever.
Lazy Rule#15325434090371466: you`re so lazy you didn`t even finish reading the number.
Remembering to remember is always the first thing I forget.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"
I quit beer every time I wake up hung over