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Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I`d choke to death swallowing it.
I`m at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI
When I go through an automated car wash I close my eyes, because it`s easier to pretend I`m in a car that way.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she`s going to get me something.
There are 2 kinds of people I can’t stand: Nosy people, and people who won’t tell me what in the hell is going on.
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.
There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.