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I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math... that’s a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You`re welcome!!! ;)
Alcohol free beer is like ... orgasm free sex
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
What if the weather talks about us?
Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does Tequila
When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
Vodka: Taking you from a 6 to a 10 in five easy shots
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.