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If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the F#%K are you?
If I could get a firm grip on reality...I`d probably choke it.
Warning: I just get weirder.
If you think nobody cares if you´re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.