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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I know you think you´re interesting because you have an accent. But a drunken slur is not an accent.
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in?
Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese
Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn`t.
Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
Played Naked Twister last night and man, did it get RAUNCHY!....I can`t imagine what it would be like with other people.
All I need right now is a hug ... And five hundred thousand dollars in cash.