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My dog`s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I`d like it to be.
I don`t try to annoy people; its just a gift.
If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
I haven`t crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don`t care what you think.
You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
has a drinking problem...I can`t afford it
Some days it´s not worth chewing through the straps.
Today has been approved by both my middle fingers.