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They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
Women say they love a man in uniform but when i go clubbing in my McDonalds uniform none of them will talk to me....I`m confused
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
Been there, done that. Hypothetically
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
It`s always nice to be called Pretty in the morning. So what if he was hiding behind the trash wearing no pants.
Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now, Dora solves the case everytime