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I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
"How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
When it comes to f*cking around, I don`t f*ck around.
The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since `pro` is the opposite of `con` we should call it prosti..... oh wait.
The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you`re fighting with your brother.
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?