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I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
Relax,,, We`re all crazy.. It`s not a competition.
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
How many calories does swearing like a motherf*cker burn?
Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
I`ve been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat