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Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It`s not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, `Well, she`s there`
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I`ve just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $35,000 - $40,000 So I called them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000."
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
I’m glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
Please help control the pet population, have that special talk with your pet!
Sign in a grocery store: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park