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Word on the street is... Lol. Jk. I don`t go outside.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
"I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
Blockbuster sell sweets and ice cream to go with your DVD rental - who the hell wants to rent sweets and ice cream?
The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I`m recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
The “Slow Children Playing” signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because it happened. -Me, to my empty pizza box
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?