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Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
And then her mood ring just...exploded
The sooner you fall behind the more time you´ll have to catch up.
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
We could learn a lot from our dogs.... If you can`t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
High fiving was the original "like".
In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it’s fine, but women can’t sleep with lots of men or else they’re whores. “If a key opens a lot of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it’s just a sh!tty lock.”
It`s frustrating to know, I`ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"