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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
If you can’t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are!
That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a smaller bra.
You call it free samples, I call it a free all you can eat buffet.
I don`t throw anything out anymore I just go to TGI Friday`s once a month and glue more sh!t to the wall, no one notices, try it
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
Sometime when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they’re absolutely right because smart men don’t get married.