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some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There’s not a Single person in it…
When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it.
At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.
We`re all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
My problem is that all food is comfort food
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves.
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day