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I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
No thanks, cardio, this pot of coffee will get my heart rate up just fine
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You`re making a scene."
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.
I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don`t like her new haircut.
Walmart needs observation decks.
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?