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Beer and a 44 magnum with an everclear shot makes everything good like Nintendo
I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
Step One: Always have a solid alibi.
I don’t even know what I don’t know.
If you use more toilet paper to wipe the tears out of your eyes then wip your bum in the morning...the food was too hot the night before
I regret buying that straight jacket now. I thought it would look good on me but I just couldn`t pull it off...
drinking 2% milk, wondering what the other 98% is...
I`ll CUT you...!!!!!!!!...... A slice of pizza, cause I`m a sharer:)
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn`t seem so bad now.
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face…