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I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
My boss calls it a cubicle. I call it a happiness deprivation chamber.
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn`t a real sport.
Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
Let`s be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy DOESN`T think he`s the most interesting man in the world?
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
Don`t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex`s name tattooed.
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
I think my β€œcheck engine” light has finally burned out. So that’s good.
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you`re no detective
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.
Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan… Screw you.