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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
I`m really sick and tired of food having calories...
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
I`m not an asshole, I`m just the only one who has the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
is battling with eyelids
There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things.
If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn’t even be nominated.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
I never fail to win at Rock, Paper, Scissors when I pick up the other person and throw them out the window.
Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.