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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
There`s a time and place for wine, In my hand and now.
Love makes the world go `round, but alcohol makes it spin.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
"Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I`ve ever been asked.
I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
The funny moment when a fat kid says "that`s how I roll".
I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
"I`m tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
When you`re a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.